for the girls / part. uno

hey girlz hey,

this blog is for all my underaged ladies out there.

Or, you might be of legal age and have yet to face this dilemma —

boys.

okay, okay.

I have to be completely honest before I get into this :

I don't know much.

But I mean,

come on,

how much is there to know.

hehe.

I would like to bring you back to 15 y/o Asha.

Fresh into form 4, 

bright eyed and hopeful about the future Asha.

Painfully ignorant little Asha.

I also want to be a half open book to you all,

I still want to keep some parts of my life private,

but I need to share the other half.

First of all cos it's funny, you might learn something,

and it's funny.

First chapter,

the courtship.

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RULE NO.1

< Don't Be Easy >

On most occasions,

I was dumb and easy.

They'd ask via ICQ/MSN

"wanna be my girlfriend?"

and I'd be like,

"yeah,k,cool."

er, WRONG.

Too fast, too soon.

Where's the fun in that and yes,

they'll lose interest in you after you log off.

So, keep it lingering, don't be gullible

the chase is fun, you're young

take. it. slow.

but don't be too hard to get, 

and don't be a bitch about it.

You'll get the hang of it.

With many years of practice to come.

Let me be the first to tell you,

I told you so.

RULE NO.2

< Making Out Is Boring >

Not so much a rule than it is a heads up. 

Boys when they're 15, 16, 17 - 21 - 30... etcetera etcetera etc.

don't have much attention to detail when it comes to intimate moments

in which we girls oh so truly long for.

The minute they see your breasts,

all suspense goes out the window.

It's like they've been waiting for it their whole lives,

every pick up line, every effort to make you feel "special"

lead up to this.

Boobs.

Oh, glorious boobs.

Minute after minute after minute will be spent in that specific area,

with you staring into oblivion,

into the ceiling,

across the room,

slowly d r i f t i n g off

... . .. .

.

bored out of your mind.

-disclaimer-

sorry mum, dad if you're reading this.

love you.